I’ve noticed that super heroes tend to be single most of the time.  It’s not often you see them hangin out with members of the opposite sex.  I figure this has got to be due to one of two things:

1.)  They’re afraid their enemies will kill all their friends and loved ones

2.)  Table manners.

I mean, think about it.  Have you ever seen a super hero with good table manners?  I haven’t.