I was recently reminded of a conversation I had with someone a while ago that went something like this:
Me: “Hey, how’re you doing?”
Them: “Ok. At least I’m horizontal.”
Them: “Horizontal… you know, standing up. I dunno, maybe it’s the other one. I always get them confused.”
Me: “You mean lateral?”
Them: “Yeah, that. Whatever. I’m lateral.”
Me. “Mhm. Sure, you are.”
It was almost too easy.