Category Archives: Ramblings of a Lazy Guy

These are just the ramblings of a lazy guy

What time is it?

So last week, we’re sitting in church and they announce, “be sure to set your clocks ahead an hour next week Saturday night!”

…turns out the whole time-change thing isn’t until next week. So I’m wondering: how many people are going to end up going to church this Easter at the wrong time because of last week’s mistaken announcement. I’m tempted to go to church an hour early just to see who shows up at the wrong time… but that means I’d have to get up early. Just thinking about it makes me have to pee.

What’s with this whole time-change thing anyway? Places in Indiana don’t have to do the time change. Somebody did something right there. Why do the rest of us have to endure this major inconvenience every year and mess with our sleep schedules? What a pain.

Maybe someday we’ll be free from the tyranny of daylight savings.

*sigh* Okaaaay, I’ll blog

I can’t believe how many people have asked me about my blog, recently. I’m like, “Blog?”

Ok, so I’m in the tech field, I design and develop websites, but don’t know anything about blogging.

So then I get this assignment, “we’re building a community blog system. You have to design the interface.” So here I go, head-first into learning about the blogging community.

…then my sister gets a blog. Every day, she’s on IM, sending me her blog address to drive me over to her blog to read it. I’m thinking, “aren’t people supposed to just go to blogs on their own? If you solicit them, isn’t that more like… a newsgroup or something?” *shrug*

So here I am blogging. My biggest hesitation to this whole thing has been, “what do I talk about?”

My friends are like, “you’re a funny guy. You’ll come up with something. Give us a peek into ‘Paul land.'”

“No.”

“Oh.”

*sigh* but here I am: a lazy guy, blogging. Doesn’t keeping up with a blog require effort?

As a kid, I always used to instinctively have to go pee whenever effort was about to be involved… it was my body’s natural defense against work. I can only imagine the overtime my over-worked bladder is going to go into over this whole “blogging” thing.

…though I must say this: I’m not as lazy as some of those bloggers out there I’ve seen. What is with not using any capital letters? How much effort are we really avoiding here? Wow. To me, that almost seems like MORE effort to consciously not use any capital letters.

There are two kinds of people who type sans-caps: those who are ignorant to the fact that there ARE capital letters in standard English grammar, and those who are apparently just plain lazy. You know who you are.

Anyway, this is my blog… and these are my ramblings…