So today is Boss’s Day, thanks to Hallmark.  Everyone knows that you want to keep your boss happy.  Today happens to be my boss’s birthday as well…

…and by “boss,” I mean wife.

Happy Birthday, Natalie!  Thanks for sharing this last 1/3 of your life with me!

May this year be filled with purple, blessing and dark chocolate for you!

So a few weeks ago, I went to the video game store at the mall and they were having a big sale on software.  I selected several games (war, flying, fighting, racing, etc) and went to the counter to purchase them.

The employee began to scan my purchases and asked, casually, “Is your mom here with you?”

“I beg your pardon?”

“Your mom… or your dad.  Are your parents here with you today?”

“No.  Why would my parents be here with me?”

“…because you have some war games here that are rated ‘Mature’ and you have to be with someone at least 18 years old to buy them.”

I know I look a little young… but really?

When I told him I was 31 and showed him my ID, he said, “man… they are gonna give me so much crap for this!”

So am I, man…. so am I.